Saturday, December 22, 2007

BACKER UP MOTHER F"er

To that Mother "F" er who bumped me in the parking lot at my place of employment the other day. "F" you. You stupid piece of doody. Don't you know how to drive. Why the fact are you backing into a spot "blindly" at 5a.m. in the morning when the parking lot has ice because it rained the previous evening? Who knows I know you a-hole

Disturbia, and other concoctions

I was reading my friend CJ Elgarf's blog http://elgarfmiscellany.blogspot.com and I was deeply disturbed by his last posting. Apparently somebody gave him a threatening picture and now they must investigate. First of all I see the person who did the picture to be off by more then a mile. I see nothing but a crappy artist, something that a 3 year old can do, but nevertheless if somebody gives me a picture that shows them trying to shoot me, I will take every step to have this person prosecuted, or if it is not to be prosecuted then I would have to take steps to take care of the situation myself. This stuff can not be happening to good people like Elgarf, hard workers and trusted members of their communities. Elgarf I am 100% on your side

Were Up To Eight

Well as of this writing Mr Ganz is up to Eight Movies seen with Mr LayTom since Friday December 15. Yes every night these two go to the multiplex. I for one thing am very happy that they both found each other, because Mr Omalley is not going to go to the movies every night of the week, I mean, he likes the movies but not that much.

I just hope that Mr Ganz is staying away from the popcorn. I understand that once in a while it is okay to eat the CORN, but every night!!!! I'll wait and see

Stupid is as Stupid does

The other day I was driving into work, and the top story of the day was the family that was searching for the Christmas tree that got lost in the woods. Are you an idiot, I kept saying as I drove. There are so many places that one can get a Christmas tree, especially in California (where else).

Right before I was going to start my day I was sitting in my company cafeteria, drinking my coffee, and watching the CNN. The anchor said that they will be interviewing the father today on one of their shows. I am like, this guy is an idiot. Why are they making such a big deal.

I am familiar with people getting lost in the woods. Mr. Ganz and Mr Omalley were hiking a number of years ago and Mr. Ganz got lost in the woods. It was a major project, even though he was only lost overnight. He managed to walk 20 miles out of his way when he was found.

I realize nobody plans to get lost in the woods, but this guy needs to shut up, say I am glad I am okay, my children are okay and thats that. Now Go Home

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

DAN FOLGERBERG (RIP)

I may be a few days late, but I was very upset when I heard that he past away. His music really brings me back to my childhood, such as THE CHIEF with his Andy Williams Christmas Record. When I listen to his songs such as "LEADER OF THE BAND", it reminds me of riding in the car with my father and my grandfather, and the line "his eyes are growing old" is very touching. Still to this day I get chills when I hear this song. I also get chills when I hear "OLD LANG SYNE", when he talks about meeting his old lover in the grocery store. Dan, you will be missed.

ONE MORE DAY

IT IS JUST ONE MORE DAY AND THEN I AM DONE WITH WORKING FOR THE YEAR. I CAN'T WAIT.

I'M NOT THAT INNOCENT

I heard on the news today that Britney Spears sister Jamie is pregnant. Apparently she has an 18 year old boyfriend who has no idea who BENNY MARDONIS is. She's just 16 year old Leave her alone, they say. Now if the Boyfriend is 18, and he is sticking his mule into a 16 year olds hole, and he doesn't use a raincoat, isn't this called RAPE. Britney is a stupid asshole, and so is her sister. Let's just hope that nobody watches her stupid show on NICKOLODIAN, and watch Hanna Montana. At least her family has some moral values.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

FREE MOVIE WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY

Mr. Ganz and Mr Laytom are on their way to New York City to check out another free movie. This time the film is NATIONAL TREASURE 2 . Mr Laytom has said to me on numerous occassions that he is broke and this time he is borrowing with the "intent" of paying the money back from Mr. Ganz, the money to take the train to New York to see this "free" film. For reference information you can check the blog on the last trip to NYC, to see the movie"Enchanted". If you don't have the money you don't go, but the thing that amazes me again, is the fact that the free movie is going to cost $50.00 before the day is done, and that is just for transportation expenses. The things that don't make sense are the fact that Mr.Laytom has no money, and that the film comes out in 3 days, and when Mr. Laytom goes into the theater to see the film, it too would be free.

End of the Year Wrap Ups

Is it me, or has this year gone by in record setting speed. Today is the 18th of December and Mr Omalley is another year older. This is so amazing because it just seems like it was last year. This can't be right but it is. For all those that do not think that as you get older the time goes faster should be ashamed of themselves.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Well I Bought It

Well, I did it. I finally purchased the laptop. I went to Cosco, the warehouse store, and I spent the $800.00 on the computer. I am so happy that I can communicate with the CHIEF and ELGARF, and continue to bull shit about certain idiocracies that really piss me off. I am sitting in a Panara Bread, and I am as happy as a pig in shit, or Paul Laytom at a movie.