As I start this posting, I must apoligize for my blatent rude title. As this is said, then I can now go on to my posting.
I am deeply concerned for Mr Ganz. As a man in his 50's I see a side of him that I feel should happen in somebody much older. I do not want to be cruel, but I feel that he may be suffering from some sort of Dementa. I guess you can say that it all started last Monday. I saw Mr Ganz at work, and he asked if we are still going to the 12 Penny this weekend. He also asked if we can play bingo before. I snapped at this and said. "WE ARE NOT GOING TO MENZA THIS WEEKEND". I feel that if Mr Ganz wants to play bingo, then that is what we will do.
Well Mr. Ganz told Mr Laytom about this and Laytom asked me about this on Friday. I said I was kidding, that he pissed me off about the bingo. He said that he will call Mr Ganz and tell him the news.
Well driving back from Scranton on Saturday, all he kept talking about was that He thought we were going to leave at Midnight and that I am going to tell my sister that I was at Stupids house. I am like shut the fuck up. Stop talking about your sister because you piss me off everytime that you mention her name. Second of all, we always stay for the duration. And Finally you are a 55 year old man, who has accomplished nothing in life except to add your name to the record books for having the most Cds, developing the FARTING GAME, and finding the most ways to Masturbate.
MR GANZ THIS ONE MESSAGE IS FOR YOU "GROW THE FUCK UP"
Sunday, May 18, 2008
THE MENZA A WRAPUP
Well, I am sure that as you read this, you anxiously await news about what had happened at the latest Menza event. Well here goes. First of all, a nice time was had for all that was in attendance.
The drive up to Scranton was very interesting, as I was GPSing my way to Scranton. First of all, I have probably drivin to "THE HOME OF 30,000 POUNDS OF BANANAS" about a 100 times. So why you ask, does MR OMALLEY need global positioning to get to Scranton. Well the answer is this. With gas at close to $4.00 a gallon and tolls of $10.00 each way, he needs to find the easiest and less costly approach to travel. This is where the GPS comes in. I plotted it to take me on some backroads. Yes, we followed the Delaware River all the way up, and Mr. Laytom said that river is long. No shit Sherlock. Well it only cost us $1.00 in tolls to get up, and then on the way back we went the normal way because it was dark.
At the 12 Penny we had our normal share of NEPA Members and regulars. There were Lesbians and straight people and we all had a great time, except for Mr. Ganz, who I think had a good time, but is somewhat "fried"
The drive up to Scranton was very interesting, as I was GPSing my way to Scranton. First of all, I have probably drivin to "THE HOME OF 30,000 POUNDS OF BANANAS" about a 100 times. So why you ask, does MR OMALLEY need global positioning to get to Scranton. Well the answer is this. With gas at close to $4.00 a gallon and tolls of $10.00 each way, he needs to find the easiest and less costly approach to travel. This is where the GPS comes in. I plotted it to take me on some backroads. Yes, we followed the Delaware River all the way up, and Mr. Laytom said that river is long. No shit Sherlock. Well it only cost us $1.00 in tolls to get up, and then on the way back we went the normal way because it was dark.
At the 12 Penny we had our normal share of NEPA Members and regulars. There were Lesbians and straight people and we all had a great time, except for Mr. Ganz, who I think had a good time, but is somewhat "fried"
Saturday, May 17, 2008
The Wedding
I think it is funny that nobody gives a rats ass about Bushes daughter Jenna's wedding. It is that they must hate the guy so much, or that they think the time is not right for a wedding. I was also surprised that she did not get married in the WHITE HOUSE. Come on you BIOTCH you have the opportunity and you pass it up. You Jenna are an idiot.
GAS PRICES
I am so pissed off at the rise of gas prices. $4.00 a gallon. Last night I was listening to BUBBA BO on AMERICAS TRUCKIN NETWORK, and he said that when Dictator Bush came into office the price of a barrel of oil was $28.oo. I do remember gas going for about $1.20 a gallon. I remember around the first desert storm in 1991, gas went from 95 cents to $1.40 and I was pissed. I am still not as shocked as I was after Hurricane Katrina, but that situation was short lived.
I was with my sister in the grocery store last weekend and she spent $250.00 on groceries and her cart wasn't full. Then she had to gas up the SUV, and that came to $83.00. She now wants to trade in the SUV, but she feels that she owes more on it then it is worth.
This ecomony needs to collapse at this point and then we can start all over, after the BUSHWACKER has left town.
I was with my sister in the grocery store last weekend and she spent $250.00 on groceries and her cart wasn't full. Then she had to gas up the SUV, and that came to $83.00. She now wants to trade in the SUV, but she feels that she owes more on it then it is worth.
This ecomony needs to collapse at this point and then we can start all over, after the BUSHWACKER has left town.
THE MENZA
I am really sorry for the lack of posts recently,but I have been very busy. Tonight I am going with MR. LAYTOM, AND MR GANZ BACK TO THE 12 PENNY FOR THE MONTHLY NEPA SOCIAL. A question was brought up on what happened with Mr Laytom the last time he was at the 12 Penny. Well, the simple answer is this He Popped. I do not want to get that much into detail about this, but if you want to know everything that happened that night please send me an email @omalleyviews@gmail.com and I will get right on it.
It should be a nice evening, the weather looks good. No AGOTFAY As he is in Alaska with Ralph. I hope the regulars show up, and most of all for Mr. Laytoms sake lets see some LESBIANS.
It should be a nice evening, the weather looks good. No AGOTFAY As he is in Alaska with Ralph. I hope the regulars show up, and most of all for Mr. Laytoms sake lets see some LESBIANS.
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