LAST NIGHT I WENT WITH MR GANZ AND MR LAYTOM OF LAYTOM/GANZ LLC TO A BINGO ARCADE. I HAVE GONE WITH THEM NUMEROUS TIMES TO THIS PARTICULAR JOINT, THAT IS RUN BY A MAN NAMED MARIO, AND HIS FAMILY. UNFORTUNATELY MARIO WAS NOT IN ATTENDANCE LAST NIGHT, BUT HIS GRANDDAUGHTER WAS, AND TO SEE MR LAYTOM OGLE OVER A 16 YEAR OLD MADE ME LAUGH THE NIGHT AWAY. MR LAYTOM LIKES THEM YOUNG, BUT AGAIN I TOLD HIM ABOUT AN OLD FRIEND BENJAMIN MARDONES, AND HIS INTO THE NIGHT SCENERIO.
LATER ON THAT NIGHT MR LAYTOM WON AT THE HORSESHOE, AND THIS CAUSED MR GANZ TO HAVE A CANIPTION, BECAUSE MR GANZ WAS JEALOUS OF THE FACT THAT MR LAYTOM WON $30.00. I WAS GLAD FOR MR. LAYTOM BECAUSE HE WAS ESTATIC.
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Dear Lord in Heaven there's a lot going on in this post:
First, I want to congratulate the two fruitcakes of Laytom & Ganz for finally forming themselves into a Limited Liability Company - it's about time!
Second, this Bingo Arcade sounds shady. Is it an "underground" place? Is there a secret knock to get in? Is it located above a laundromat? There seems to be something quite nefarious going on here outside of bingo.
Third, why was Mario not at his "bingo arcade" looking over the place and keeping an eye on his 16 year old granddaughter?
Fourth, is Mr. Laytom really friends with Bennie Mardones? He is such a talented singer!
Fifth, I think a call to the authorities is in order concerning Mr. Laytom's interest in the underage.
WOW - so much happening in that post! These people frighten me!
Sweet Jesus! I am speechless!
"Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you. Woo-woo-woo."
- Paul Simon (w/or w/o Art Garfunkel)
I don't mean to sound ungrateful, Mr. O'Malley, but this is just not right. Your viewing public DEMANDS more frequent updates than "once in a coon's age" (as they say in Southeast Ohio) on O'Malley's Views.
We all know that you are one Irishman that we don't want to get on the wrong side of, but ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!!
Here, here, Elgarf!!!
Mr. O'Malley - I know you're sitting on your ass at Panera Bread using their free wi-fi as you read this but like Elgarf says - Enough is enough!
Shell out a couple of bucks and get some internet service. Perhaps go for the Senior Discount and tell them that a senior will be using it eventually!
MORE, MORE, MORE, Mr. O'Malley!
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