THE MENZA A WRAPUP

Well, I am sure that as you read this, you anxiously await news about what had happened at the latest Menza event. Well here goes. First of all, a nice time was had for all that was in attendance.

The drive up to Scranton was very interesting, as I was GPSing my way to Scranton. First of all, I have probably drivin to "THE HOME OF 30,000 POUNDS OF BANANAS" about a 100 times. So why you ask, does MR OMALLEY need global positioning to get to Scranton. Well the answer is this. With gas at close to $4.00 a gallon and tolls of $10.00 each way, he needs to find the easiest and less costly approach to travel. This is where the GPS comes in. I plotted it to take me on some backroads. Yes, we followed the Delaware River all the way up, and Mr. Laytom said that river is long. No shit Sherlock. Well it only cost us $1.00 in tolls to get up, and then on the way back we went the normal way because it was dark.

At the 12 Penny we had our normal share of NEPA Members and regulars. There were Lesbians and straight people and we all had a great time, except for Mr. Ganz, who I think had a good time, but is somewhat "fried"

The Menza Day One

With my utmost apoligizes for not blogging very much, but tonight I arrived in Scranton with Mr. Laytom, and Mr Ganz. we saw our old friend GBBM and we had a good laugh. It took us awhile to get up to Scranton Pa, yes that Scranton, the home of 30000 pounds of bananas. It seems that Mr Laytom has a problem with sitting in a car. He is like a 2 year old splishing and splashing along the 150 mile drive up the PA TURNPIKE. He dirtied the car and himself, and when he needed to get his trusty cell phone out of the car he said that he spotted some hot girls that were interested in him. Yes with his teeth, I say BS.

THE MENZA

It is that time again that I go up to Scranton Pennsylvania with Mr. Ganz and Mr Laytom to the NEPA Leathermen 12th annual awards dinner. The annual dinner is April 26, and the website is nepaleathermen.org.

1. Mr Laytom wants to go to the Menza, but he is embarassed to tell anybody about it
2. Mr Ganz is afraid to go into the pool
3. Mr OMalley has to drive and therefore must go
4. Mr. OMalley can not drink as he gets drunk and Mr Laytom gets pissed
5. The theme is "THE OFFICE" and the main man DADDY DAVE is going to be Steve Carrol.