BACKER UP MOTHER F"er

To that Mother "F" er who bumped me in the parking lot at my place of employment the other day. "F" you. You stupid piece of doody. Don't you know how to drive. Why the fact are you backing into a spot "blindly" at 5a.m. in the morning when the parking lot has ice because it rained the previous evening? Who knows I know you a-hole